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I’ve said it before so I won’t even attempt to sugarcoat it: Craigslist is a freak fest. We’ve covered the Bills fan who pleasured himself to a girl during a tailgate, the girl who vomited on a boat off a bridge, and the dude who flirted by shoving his entire fist in his mouth on the subway.
And now, we have the guy who is begging the Dominos delivery guy to have sex with his wife. The ad, simply called, “Dominos delivery guy – w4m,” is remarkable.
3 weeks now you delivered to our house 3 times
1st time my wife answered the door in a towel and let it drop so you saw her naked body
2nd and 3rd time she answered the door completely naked and invited you in
wtf you don’t like chinese women? are you gay?
tonight the door will be unlocked so just come inside when she yells come in
she will be completely naked spread wide on the couch
theres condoms on the coffee table or go bareback shes on bc so you can cum inside her
she wants to fuck you
do what you want but if you dont do anything we aint ordering dominos anymore
Questions I have for this horned up couple: the first time this guy delivered a pizza, was your wife so taken by him that she dropped the towel or was this premeditated? How did the interactions go when she was completely naked? Did she just hand over the cash and he acted as if nothing happened, or was it as weird and awkward as someone requesting that a pizza guy bang his wife? And finally, what’s up with the ultimatum of not ordering Dominos anymore if this dude doesn’t knock the bottom out of your wife? Seems brash given the circumstances.
I’m the type of person that gets a little scared whenever a delivery person comes to my door. I’m not talking the type of scared where I peak out the front door to make sure he’s unarmed. I’m talking about the type of scared where I position a Louisville Slugger within reach when we do the pizza exchange. I’m like a sketchy, nervous dude who is making his first drug deal when it comes to handing over a large supreme pizza with an order of breadsticks, so you can bet your bottom dollar that I’m not letting this guy in for a glass of water let alone a romp session with my girlfriend. .
[via Craigslist]
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Where were these horny housewives when I was delivering pizza in high school?
I’ve seen plenty of pornos start that way. This guy needs to watch a big sausage pizza video, take notes, and man up.
YOU NO LIKE MY CITY WIFE??
No I hear she can be sweet, but sour.
*Backstory* Kendra and Jaytas finally got together and have been so preoccupied trying to get the pizza guy to bang Kendra that neither has had the time to churn out a crappy article. The whole Asian reference is clearly an attempt to throw everyone off their trail.
I like how his choices were liking Chinese women, or coming out of the closet.
When I was a pizza delivery driver in college I had the wonderful opportunity to do porn. Live stream, 2 naked girls answered the door. Live stream they made 3k in tips. I was tipped $200. Seize the opportunities life gives you.
Ya, that happened for sure. I know because I read it on the internet, and you’re not allow to lie on the internet.