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Half of the fun in fantasy football is coming up with the most creative, yet vulgar name you possibly can. Slate did some hard hitting research and found out the 30 most popular fantasy football team names for 2014. There are some good ones in here.
If I had to rank the best names on here, they’d be:
1. Beats by Ray
2. Multiple Scorgasms
3. Cleveland Steamers (a classic)
4. Joe Buck Yourself
5. Morning Woodhead
I have no doubt that the dudes who named their teams “Show Me Your TDs” haven’t gotten laid in months, possibly years. As for the people who named their teams after actual NFL teams, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
They also broke it down by team, player and coach references:
Disappointed in the lack of Andy Reid fat jokes.
[via Slate]
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Brian McGannon
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My name last year: Odin Lloyd Scholarship Fund
My name this year: ‘Sugar’ Ray Rice
Monica Loves Clinton-Dix
Steeler Virginity, Fuck Her Right In The Percy
Wilfork on the First Date
Multiple Scoregasms coming in at 9 and 22…haha
Different spelling. Just shows the real versatility of the team name.
Jiggy Manzalea I’m so Football.
Aaron hernandez pistol offense was mine last year
Don’t forget 4th and Schlong
Suck my Ditka didn’t make it on the list?
Julius Pepperoni Nipples