The Sunday Scaries Live Blog: The Golden Globes

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8:29 — Sorkin.

BEST SCREENPLAY, MOTION PICTURE
Emma Donoghue, Room
Tom McCarthy and Josh Singer, Spotlight
Charles Randolph and Adam McKay, The Big Short
Aaron Sorkin, Steve Jobs
Quentin Tarantino, The Hateful Eight

8:27 — The person on the bleep button is way too fast tonight. Let us live. We’re all adults here.

8:26 — The Other Guys was my go-to Sunday Scaries movie for, like, two years.

8:24 — Spieth now 7 shots clear. #SummerOfSpieth

8:23 — “Oh man, Stallone is 69. Just makes you root for him more.”

8:22 — They just say “Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlburg”? No one told me there was going to be a The Other Guys reunion.

8:22 — I just want to be clear about something: I’ve never seen it.

8:21 — “I’ve never watched the Golden Globes before tonight. This thing is a drunken TV disaster.” That’s what makes it beautiful, guys.

8:20 — Just going to say what we’re all thinking… I’m fully torqued right now from them going Pitt/Gosling into Sly. This is AWESOME.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN ANY MOTION PICTURE
Paul Dano, Love & Mercy
Idris Elba, Beasts of No Nation
Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies
Michael Shannon, 99 Homes
Sylvester Stallone, Creed

8:18 — Flood warning in LA with these two dudes on stage.

8:17 — Just finished my first beer. Yeah, it took me over two hours.

8:17 — Gosling and Pitt? Hot Bro City, USA.

8:16 — Yep.

8:15 — Inside Out made me cry three times.

BEST ANIMATED FILM
Anomalisa
The Good Dinosaur
Inside Out
The Peanuts Movie
Shaun the Sheep

8:14 — “Is there an award for trying way too hard? Cause Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence would win it right now…” So bad.

8:12 — If I had a daughter and she dropped a c-bomb during an award ceremony like Schumer did, I’d throw my television into my herb garden and go to bed.

8:11 — Dave is in here making Making A Murderer jokes because Damon dropped a “Fassbender” comment. God, I hope he has to shotgun a beer tonight.

8:09 — Damon in Talented Mr. Ripley was a revelation. If you haven’t seen it, stay up late tonight and enjoy how baller Jude Law is in it.

8:08 — Damon.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL, OR COMEDY
Christian Bale, The Big Short
Steve Carell, The Big Short
Matt Damon, The Martian
Al Pacino, Danny Collins
Mark Ruffalo, Infinitely Polar Bear

8:07 — Low key best Amy Adams has ever looked. She’s just making a case for every guy to fall in love with her tonight.

8:06 — What did I say?

8:04 — Okay, Dave and I may need to stop the blog and head to Buffalo.

8:03 — Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence… every girl on Twitter tweets something about #squadgoals.

8:00 — How long until the Paul Walker tribute?

7:59 — The Carousel scene on Mad Men still brings me to tears, not afraid to admit that.

7:57 — He deserved an Oscar for his role in Bridesmaids. He was the guy we all wanted to be.

7:56 — …Golden Globe goes to John Hamm. Hair, the thickness, everything.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES, DRAMA
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Rami Malek, Mr. Robot
Wagner Moura, Narcos
Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul
Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan

7:55 — We got any musical performances coming up? Your boy is dying for some heat right now.

7:54 — “Don’t push your app agenda on me Grandex.” Yeah, a convenient way to view content is so annoying.

7:53 — “Slater: AC vs Christian?” Christian, #TeamZack

7:52 — Tarantino is a genius but sooooooo creepy. Dude has to have some skeletons in his closet.

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE, MOTION PICTURE
Carter Burwell, Carol
Alexandre Desplat, The Danish Girl
Ennio Morricone, The Hateful Eight
Daniel Pemberton, Steve Jobs
Ryuichi Sakamoto and Alva Noto, The Revenant

7:50 — Dave is a self-proclaimed “huge Cumming guy.”

7:49 — “Wish there was a live-chat plugin instead of refreshing the page every few minutes. The slow page is killin’ me. Get the tech guy on it.” I know, we’re working on it. Download the app, it’ll refresh faster for you.

7:48 — Really wanted Alan Cumming to win. No comment as to why.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A SERIES, LIMITED SERIES, OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
Alan Cumming, The Good Wife
Damian Lewis, Wolf Hall
Ben Mendelsohn, Bloodline
Tobias Menzies, Outlander
Christian Slater, Mr. Robot

7:46 — “If we’re talking golf, what’s your handicap, average driving distance, and best score?”

No comment, short because I’m 3-wood off the tee, and no comment. I’m slumping HARD right now.

7:45 — Shotgunning an IPA is on the bottom of my list of things I want to do right now.

7:45 — “Boyfriend just said that he would consider going gay for Leo.. That’s a threesome I could get behind” Ummm okay.

7:43 — “If we an get x-amount of people on here, I’ll shotgun a beer.” – Dave, who is THIRSTY to shotgun a beer right now. I’m not disclosing the number, but it’s in reach. We’re rollin’ right now.

7:42 — Haaaaaaave mercyyyyyyyy.

7:41 — This is a big night for shows I’ve never heard of. Gotta think there’s no way Leo wins at this rate.

7:41 — Amber Heard just made me lose my breath. Or maybe it’s because I’m dying of Scaries. Not sure.

7:40 — Okay, those two just changed everything. This is the GOAT presenter team.

7:39 — “Is that Callaway sponsorship desire because of their products or are you looking for a Paige Renee shout out?” Nah.

7:38 — WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHAT IS THIS SHOW? AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?

7:37 — Wolf Hall with the win. Again, I watch a ton of tv and I’m so lost right now. I’m embarrassed honestly. No one to blame but myself.

BEST TELEVISION LIMITED SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
American Crime
American Horror Story: Hotel
Fargo
Flesh and Bone
Wolf Hall

7:36 — “Person in attendance you would most look forward to hitting the after party with?” Is this a joke? #LEO

7:35 — “Thoughts on Snedeker’s Peter Millar wardrobe sponsorship? Sometimes it’s fire, but other times it’s like a 5 year old at Easter” Love it, Peter Millar would 1,000% be my first clothing sponsor. Callaway for what I’m swingin’ though.

7:34 — Follow along with this on our app if you don’t want to sit with your laptop in bed all night.

7:33 — This dude from the Hollywood Foreign Press reminds me of the bad guy in Despicable Me.

7:32 — Gervais is drinking beers slower than I am, and that’s saying A LOT because I’m CRAWLING.

7:32 — There he is.

7:31 — “Dude, if Silicon Valley doesn’t win something…” – Dave saying what we’re all thinking.

7:30 — “Rachel Bloom’s speech was top notch, she was drunk obvi, she spoke quickly, and she thanked the normal people. Quality right there.”

Yeah, says you.

7:26 — If we don’t get some familiar faces on the stage accepting trophies, your boy is going to take an Ambien and sleep under the conference room table until morning.

7:25 — Mozart In The Jungle? I’ve never even heard of it and I LOVE Schwartzman.

BEST TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Casual
Mozart in the Jungle
Orange Is the New Black
Silicon Valley
Transparent
Veep

7:24 — “What’s the status on that first beer? Have you climbed your Everest yet?”

Absolutely limping through it.

7:23 — Oh my God, take her award away. Roll the music. Cut to commercial. Worst speech from Rachel Bloom.

7:21 — …What the hell is Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and who the hell is Rachel Bloom?

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES, MUSICAL, OR COMEDY
Rachel Bloom, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Jamie Lee Curtis, Scream Queens
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Gina Rodriguez, Jane the Virgin
Lily Tomlin, Grace and Frankie

7:21 — Brooklyn Nine-Nine was the most shocking best comedy ever a couple years ago. Hilarious show though.

7:20 — Oh, and the Would Award goes to Rosie Huntington-Whitely.

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