The Sunday Scaries Live Blog: The Golden Globes

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9:21 — Is Morgan Freeman wearing a bolo or is he rocking some backwards croakies?

9:20 — I’m officially in Scaries mode. Can’t wait to get home, toss on the Baggies and fall asleep to “A Trip To Italy” on Netflix. Gervais saying “kill me” right there was spot on.

9:17 — Sidenote: it’s beyond cold in this office. They have to turn off the heat on weekends. Luckily I have the heart of a champion and can live blog through anything.

9:15 — “Will, in honor of Hamm’s win tonight, who do you like more? Don or Roger?”

You have to pick Don because it’s Don, but Roger would be the best drinking partner in the history of drinking partners.

9:13 — Yeah, man. Toooooootally.

9:12 — Still thought an OJ movie starring Denzel would’ve been the most fire flick of all-time. Can’t believe FX is doing it without him.

9:09 — “I think John Krasinski just gave you your answer about whether to keep the beard for that black tie wedding.” Gotta run this one by my girlfriend but you gotta think I keep it.

9:08 — My favorite Denzel moment? Flight when he screams, “I DRANK THE VOKKA” in court.

9:05 — Who are the assholes that voted ‘no’?

9:04 — Hanks feels hammered and his voice sounds like he’s been smoking all the cigars backstage. Love that.

9:03 — I’m so excited to go home, pound some Zzzquil and have work nightmares until 6:30 a.m. when my alarm goes off.

9:02 — How cool would it be if El Chapo dropped from the ceiling on a bungee cord?

9:01 — I don’t even know what awards are ahead of us. I’m in that stage of the marathon when your brain just shuts off and your legs take you to the finish line.

8:59 — Convinced my high school English teacher that we should watch it for class. She bought it, best three days ever.

8:57 — Daddy wanted Narcos but Mr. Robot won? Tonight is the night of no-name shows. I’ve got so much television to catch up on. May just work from home tomorrow and catch up on that Mozart show.

BEST TELEVISION SERIES, DRAMA
Empire
Game of Thrones
Mr. Robot
Narcos
Outlander

8:56 — Spieth finished -30 at Kapalua. Wrap your brains around that.

8:55 — What Women Want was such a phenomenal work of film.

8:55 — Has Mel just been chilling in Florida? That tan looks like what mine looked like after Mexico. #VacationWill

8:54 — It’s like asking me mimosa or rosé. Either way I’m coming out happy.

8:52 — I’m not acknowledging best song. Should’ve gone to Ellie Goulding. EVERYONE knows that.

8:52 — #Leo

8:51 — “Mozart in the jungle is on Amazon prime. I’ll share my password if Dave shotguns the beer.” Dave has been made aware.

8:50 — Katy Perry with a swing and a miss on the hair tonight.

8:49 — We’re back. I just saw myself in the mirror and I look like a total bumb. Scaries outfit on fleek though.

8:46 — #PeeBreak

8:45 — Kind of crazy that the singer of “Poker Face” just won a legitimate award for acting.

8:44 — “Woah the sweater puppies on Kirsten Dunst. No one tell her it’s not 2003 anymore.” That’s one way of saying it.

8:43 — Remember when Lady Gaga boned Tony Bennett?

8:42 — We needed Dunst here. She was looking too fly tonight to not get an award.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
Kirsten Dunst, Fargo
Lady Gaga, American Horror Story: Hotel
Sarah Hay, Flesh and Bone
Felicity Huffman, American Crime
Queen Latifah, Bessie

8:41 — How does Ken Jeong not always speak in the Mr. Chow voice?

8:41 — Needed these two little guys onstage.

8:39 — This Hungarian dude looks like a weed dealer.

8:38 — I’ll sit this one out, but Son of Saul (Hungary) won. Just so huge for Hungary.

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
The Brand New Testament
The Club
The Fencer
Mustang
Son of Saul

8:37 — Just added a page break, will make the page load faster. You’re welcome.

8:36 — “Is it more dangerous to text and drive or pee in a bottle and drive?” – Dave, valid question.

8:33 — Wouldn’t even know where to find it if I tried. Hit me up with whatever password I need.

8:32 — Oh, the dude from Motorcycle Diaries.

8:31 — Still no idea who he is or what this show is.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES, MUSICAL, OR COMEDY
Aziz Ansari, Master of None
Gael Garcia Bernal, Mozart in the Jungle
Rob Lowe, The Grinder
Patrick Stewart, Blunt Talk
Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent

8:31 — Actors acting like someone else deserves it is just such bullshit. Like, live it up. You earned it.

8:30 — May have to Uber home from the office tonight. I’m too Scared to get behind the wheel.

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