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Hey, everyone. You can call off the search parties and take down the wanted signs because Intern Reagan is officially back.
I know it’s been a while, but I missed you too. For the past five or so months I’ve been in the background working from home, scheduling tweets mostly, because of a busy class schedule. This semester, though, I kept the loyal PGP audience in mind and took 12 hours so that I could give the people what they want, which is — you guessed it — more Intern Reagan.
Just to update you guys about what’s been going on in my life, I’ve been working my other job as an accounting assistant for a while now, due to the unpaid nature of this internship. I’ve also continued working towards my degree in Corporate Communication (go ahead, laugh it up) from UT Austin. Additionally, I’ve stayed involved in my fraternity.
I’ve gotta say, I’m glad to be back. I walked into the office and was immediately met with an overwhelming round of applause accompanied by a handshake from Madison himself. After the office calmed down a bit, it came time for me to find a place to sit again. Dave gave me Dan’s desk after I beat him in arm wrestling, so now I’m right across from Micah, who may be the one that missed me most of all. I now can watch Micah craft tweets like this in real time.
Every1 in the office keep calling me "Narc Cuckerberg", and I don't like that cuz I'm neither a narc or a cuck
— Micah Wiener (@micahwiener) July 12, 2017
After I got settled in, Dillon talked to me for a while about how far he can throw a football and Will and I discussed his “Winter Aesthetic.” It goes without saying that today has already been a busy one, but I always have time for you guys, my loyal fans. I look at you all and see myself in a few years — hungover on a Tuesday, walking in late to my entry-level job, sitting at my desk and reading PGP..
Respond
You went somewhere?
I’m waiting for the comments about bringing back the previous female intern [insulting name redacted].
Who Hannah? She’s back Friday.
What should we have Reagan doing this semester? A THREAD:
1. Steal all the free condoms from his university’s student health services and mail them to Duda.
2. Make coffee for everyone
Editing columns for simple grammatical/spelling mistakes
No time for thta.
that*
Developing an edit button for the comment section
Cock fighting. Every time he comes to the office he has to cock fight a chicken.
Send him out to interview/gather some of Austin’s more colorful residents for interviews
But first, have him go find the edit button
There is a radio show that interviews drunk people on Friday/Saturday night, seems very on-brand for PGP
PGP is kicking it into high gear for 2018, and I’m here for it.
Go get Defries a cup of coffee, intern.
Who do you know here?
Nice shirt
0% chance anyone in the office cheered when you walked in lmao
lmao
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Welcome Intern Reagan, from a fairly new PGPer.
Stay in your cubicle, dave.