The constant fear I will get poop on my shirt tail. PGP.
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The constant fear I will get poop on my shirt tail. PGP.
I thought I was the only person paranoid about this.
I haven’t pooped with my shirt on in 6 years
Life is too short to poop with your shirt on
This is way too real.
I check to make sure it’s pulled up at least twice before dropping the kids off at the pool