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Archer. Effing. Vice. The poster depicts Archer just looking like the man, rocking the quintessential ’80s Miami outfit of a matching blazer and slacks, with the blazer collar popped and sleeves rolled up, sporting oversized aviator sunglasses, toting a duffel bag stuffed with cash and a sawed-off 12-guage shotty. Amazing.
The fifth season of Archer premieres Monday, January 13th on FX.
[via Uproxx]
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection.
CANNOT. CONTAIN. EXCITEMENT. *sploosh*
Danger Zone
I’m buying a cat that looks like an ocelot and naming it Oliver, and I generally despise cats.
I spent a embarassing amount of time creating a Mulatto Butts ringtone. I enjoyed it for a day and then it backfired when it went on blast at the office.
Can’t wait for Fourth of Juluau.
I’m excited. Are you not?