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In the age of Kardashians and Jenners, The British Royal Family doesn’t get enough credit for living the most luxurious lifestyle. I’ve gone on record saying that Prince Harry is the world’s most eligible bachelor (though, he’s dating someone right now) and I’ll stand by that until his inevitable wedding day.
Between his thinning hairline and inevitable ascension to the throne, Prince William doesn’t have it all that great. Like, sure, being The King of England will be tight and all, but that’s still a lot of responsibility. I’d rather live the Prince life for the rest of time and ride in his wake.
This past week, it was reported that Prince William was caught “skirting his royal duties” while on a guys-only ski trip in Verbier, Switzerland. Name a better situation; you can’t. I’m nowhere near being at the point in my life where I plan a bachelor party, but you best believe “ski trip in Verbier, Switzerland” just skyrocketed to the top of the list.
I mean, just look at Prince William absolutely burning the club to the ground.
Turns out that despite being a part of one of the most powerful families in the world, 34-year-old Prince William is actually an exact replica of all of us. Especially when he faces Kate Middleton upon his return from the bender.
Per The Cut:
“It was William’s choice to go away, but make no mistake Kate wears the trousers in their marriage, and she won’t be happy with William’s antics,” says a source. “She thought his partying days and larking around with the boys was a thing of the past. I imagine she’ll find this humiliating and William will have come in for a pasting.”
Getting yelled at by your significant other is just a heat check once the bender comes to an end so he can’t be all that upset. You know that she’s going to fall asleep only for him to grab his phone and text his friends, “I just got hell from Kate, but boys, that trip was mentalllll.”
Oh, and did I mention that he was also doing Jägerbombs with Australian model Sophie Taylor as well? Yeah, maybe we shouldn’t be jealous. He’s going to be under palace arrest for a while. .
[via The Cut]
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If you’re the prince/princess of a country I don’t understand how you could possibly let your significant other boss you around. Baffling.
Right? I guess even a royal bloodline doesn’t exempt you from the old saying “Hell hath no fury like a women’s scorn”
Hell no, she would be yelling at me and all I would say is “careful or you’ll be commoner again in no time”. Done, problem solved.
That video has really dark music for what looks like a hell of a ski trip.
Strangest collection of people at a club I’ve ever seen…
Need to get in on a Royal Après in the Swiss Alps.
Bloody hell!
If this gets you yelled at in an English relationship, well, fuck tea.
Todd and William would definitely be boys if they were in the same tax bracket