Some Kid’s Sweet 16 Party Was Ruined By A Torrential Poop Rain

Some Kid’s Sweet 16 Party Was Ruined By A Torrential Poop Rain

I’m not big on birthday parties. It’s my own prerogative, but in lieu of gift cards and cheap presents from friends and family you never really see the other 364 days out of the year, I’d much rather meet the handful of degenerates I call friends at the bar so they can drown my liver in overpriced shots. While I might bet on vomiting Exorcist-style by the end of the night, the odds of having shit rain down from the sky and onto everyone seem like they’d be a lot less when you’re inside a bar.

Unfortunately, 16-year olds don’t get that luxury—just ask the guests at Joe Cambray’s step-daughter’s Sweet 16 party.

The family filed a complaint with the FAA after a plane flying overhead literally shit on her party Sunday evening in Levittown, Pennsylvania. That’s right. A shit storm, if you will. A party pooper.

“We just got done with cake thank God, we took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky, it was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything,” said Kristie Rogy, party guest/poop target, according to Fox 4 News.

Rogy used an app on her smartphone to see if there was, in fact, a plane flying overhead. I mean, it’s either that or God has been reworking those Plagues to become much shittier, right? Fortunately, sinners, there were, sure enough, five planes flying above the party at the time of the incident.

Really gives a whole new meaning to being shit on, doesn’t it? The FAA is investigating.

[via Fox 4 News Kansas City]

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My state gave you J. Law, Clooney, two-fifths of the Backstreet Boys, and multiple fifths of bourbon. I gave you a cover letter using Brian McKnight lyrics. Psuedo-adult by day; PGP, TFM, and TSM contributor by night. Please don't ask me to do math.

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