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When I was a kid, I struggled with those pouches of Capri Sun. I could never get the straw in correctly and when I did, I managed to spray Tropical Blast all over myself by squeezing too hard (yeah, I was fucking disaster as a child). So there came a point that my mom was like, “no more,” and she fully converted the house to juice boxes and those shiny silver pouches became a distant memory.
But now I’m an adult (sorta) and Mom isn’t governing my drinks anymore. Which is pretty awesome because there’s now a thing called Electric Rosé Wine Pouches – which are, you guessed it, the adult version of a Capri Sun.
If you live in Connecticut, New Jersey, New Hampshire, Maine, Tennessee, or Georgia, you can grab a six pack of pouches, each of which contain a bottle and a half of wine each. Each bag is about 12.5% alcohol and will easily fit in a purse or beach bag, which means getting wasted at all the places wine bottles are frowned upon is now even easier.
What’s even better is that a portion of the proceeds for each case of Electric Rosé pouches goes to Water2Wines, a charity dedicated to providing clean water in sustainable and repeatable ways to as many people as possible.
Drink up, bitches. .
[via Cosmopolitan
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Nah, an adult Capri Sun is just an ice cold beer.
each pouch is a bottle and a half of wine? sign me up
Getting wasted at all the places where wine bottles are frowned upon is always easy if you try hard enough.
Rose is the worst thing to happen to the beverage world since pumpkin spice whatevers. My fiance (and friends) will drink this stuff with anything, on any occasion, regardless of the embarrassment it brings me. #stoprose
Rosé has been in mass production by Sutter Home since the 70s. It’s not a new bastardization of some classical process. Bud Light Lime spits in the face of everything that beer stands for but people still drink it while playing sand volleyball and that’s fine. If you don’t like rosé, don’t drink it. Simple as that.
It’s an also a broad style ranging from the light fruity versions like the product mentioned to pink versions of full-flavored tannic red wines.
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Not all Rosé is good but Malvasia is so good that you should drink that stuff with anything.