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Growing up, your parents probably give you a lot of advice. You know, things like “never cross the street without looking”, “don’t take candy from a stranger” and “don’t let a hooker named ‘Alix’ inject you with heroin on your yacht.” Clearly Timothy Hayes, former Google CEO, had not heard this advice, as today 26-year-old prostitute Alix Tichelman allegedly caused him to overdose on heroin. Any girl whose name is the obvious hooker spelling of a normal name should probably not be allowed to administer anything by needle into your veins, in hindsight.
For her part, she then attempted to hide his body and flee the scene in what we in the journalism business call “a really shitty cover-up”. Did she assume no one would notice a 51-year-old Google exec was missing? Instead of calling 911 for the clearly in-distress Hayes, surveillance shows her finishing her wine, tidying up the boat and fleeing the scene. That’s a classy move right there, Alix.
Alix has, as of today, been arrested, and not the kinky role-playing kind of arrested. They’ll most likely charge her with some form of negligent homicide, considering he could have likely been saved if she actually called the paramedics.
[via Forbes]
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Jack Quesinberry
Recent graduate from the University of Maryland working in the biotech industry. I like to spend my weekends in DC ensuring my future political career will be one filled with a number of great scandals and equally great Sunday brunches. My alter ego is Whiskey Ginger.
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As there appear to be multiple Alix defenders, I’ll just put the general comment here. Alix is a fucking retarded way to spell Alex. Don’t try to be clever and different by naming your kid something somewhat normal – then spelling it like a jackass. If your name is Alix, change it to Alexandra, go by Alex, then stop being a prostitute.
well you are an asshole – and it is not a stupid way to spell the name. and ya she made bad choices, doesnt mean she is bad person. dick. im sure youre just so negative cause your name is lame.
^ either an Alix or his moms/gf name is Alix……
She is a prostitute who administered heroin to a person and when they overdosed, instead of doing the normal thing and calling paramedics, she finishes her glass of wine, tidies up the room then leaves.
Pretty sure that right there is the definition of a bad person, Alix (assuming you’re called that or something equally stupid).
This whore is really running the game
I was a fan of TFM in college, then when graduation day came, I bucked up, got an office job, and transitioned to this site hoping for more of the witty, satirical, and oftentimes condescending humor the TFM crew provided. Boy, what a false pretense.
I realize many of the same contributors from that site also write on here. But the tone of not just the writers, but also the commenters has struck me
The wrong way. This site is essentially one big wishing well, where people sit around in a circle, sob in unison because they majored in art history or English, and cast pennies hoping a fat,
cushy exec position slaps them right on the cheek. It’s depressing, and a complete 180 from the content Grandex originally produced. Down vote if you will, but think: do you really want to look back, and say the best times of your life were your college years? Stop the pity party, get out, and live your life. /endrant
You picked an odd place to leave this comment.
Some of the content is questionable, I’ll give you that, but welcome to be internet. Live with your office job for a while and maybe you’ll come to appreciate some of the articles. (By the way, I majored in something useful and landed a decent job.)
And just remember, it’s still better than buzzfeed.
This is a great problem to have.
Since I dated a girl named Alix, and all my friends’ first inclinations were: “so you are dating a stripper?”
Let me set this straight. Alix is not a derivative of Alexandra, it is French and a derivative of Alice, original pronounced “Al – leeks.” Let the down votes come.
http://www.behindthename.com/name/alix
Sooo… she was a stripper right?
I’m confused. She’s a fucking ho! She sells her ass for a living! And u wonder why she didn’t perform CPR or call authorities? WTF kind of hookers do u guys hang with? And who fucking cares how she spells her name?
first of all he is the “family man” who likes prostitutes and does herion. second of all, he probably just used more after Alix left. She probably only left because he passed out. and Alix is not a stupid name.
What is wrong with the name Alix? Perfectly wholesome girls can be named Alix too. And I’m pretty sure there has been nothing released that says she tried to hide the body. Get your facts straight, douche.
Yup, and I’m going to hire someone named La Dash A because her parents were clearly so clever and unique