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3. Nature Valley Granola Bars
This is my go to every morning. A Granola bar with a banana is basically the adult version of breakfast. I always dreamed of waking up as an adult and having enough time to make some scrambled eggs and maybe a pancake or two. Yeah, that isn’t happening.
Instead, I wake up, shower, go straight to the office and hit the break room for a cup of orange juice, a banana and a granola bar. Life used to be fun.
NOTE: I also love Nutri-Grain bars. I 100 percent stand behind both of these snacks.
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You have breakroom snacks? Uppidy bastards.
Dip those Rold Golds in some creamy peanut butter
Or just buy the peanut butter filled pretzel bite things.
I’m with you on this…easily my favorite break room snack.
7 pages for 8 paragraphs, CashBack? I’m not mad… I’m just disappointed.
Instead of dipping them in mustard, just get the mustard pretzels. Much better in my book.
Gardetto’s mustard pretzels are God’s gift
Beer.
HR: “CashBack, we’ve been getting reports that you’re spending time in the breakroom pulling out snacks and taking pictures of them. Please consider this email as your first warning that we do not tolerate the photography of company property by an employee while they’re on the clock.
Sincerely,
ABC Company”
Snacks? We don’t even get decent coffee.
It’s implied that the mere fact that the company provides warm dirt water for free is a “perk,” and that we should be grateful because the competitor only offers their employee cold dirt water.
I really want some bagel bites now.
Love how you TFMed us and didn’t put it all on one fucking pag . You are Steve Holt aren’t you? I used to think Kendra was Steve.
I quit when you mentioned scooping crushed, liquefied Goldfish from your cheeks. You bastard. You should be ashamed of yourself.