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5. Welch’s Fruit Snacks
Who doesn’t love a mid-day package of delicious fruit snacks? It’s almost like candy! These “made with real fruit” gummies are a staple in my mid-afternoon routine. If I’m having a good day, I might spoil myself and grab two packages. How else am I going to get my Vitamin C?
The real play here is to mix your fruit snacks in with a handful of Goldfish. It’s like a little office party in your mouth!
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You have breakroom snacks? Uppidy bastards.
Dip those Rold Golds in some creamy peanut butter
Or just buy the peanut butter filled pretzel bite things.
I’m with you on this…easily my favorite break room snack.
7 pages for 8 paragraphs, CashBack? I’m not mad… I’m just disappointed.
Instead of dipping them in mustard, just get the mustard pretzels. Much better in my book.
Gardetto’s mustard pretzels are God’s gift
Beer.
HR: “CashBack, we’ve been getting reports that you’re spending time in the breakroom pulling out snacks and taking pictures of them. Please consider this email as your first warning that we do not tolerate the photography of company property by an employee while they’re on the clock.
Sincerely,
ABC Company”
Snacks? We don’t even get decent coffee.
It’s implied that the mere fact that the company provides warm dirt water for free is a “perk,” and that we should be grateful because the competitor only offers their employee cold dirt water.
I really want some bagel bites now.
Love how you TFMed us and didn’t put it all on one fucking pag . You are Steve Holt aren’t you? I used to think Kendra was Steve.
I quit when you mentioned scooping crushed, liquefied Goldfish from your cheeks. You bastard. You should be ashamed of yourself.