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6. Goldfish
These delicious fish crackers can be found in snack break rooms across the world. It never ceases to amaze me how much Goldfish I can eat in one sitting. Just completed one task and need ten minutes before you start working on the next one? Go down a half-gallon of Goldfish. Plus, like half of the Goldfish you eat get caught in between your cheeks and your teeth, so the best method is scooping out the leftover ‘fish with your index finger and then eating the remains. It’s basically second snack.
There are multiple variations of Goldfish. Flavor Blasted, Pizza, Pretzel, Whole Grain, etc. Don’t fuck with those. Basic Goldfish are, by far, the superior product.
Pepperidge Farms, I salute you for creating this wonderful snack.
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You have breakroom snacks? Uppidy bastards.
Dip those Rold Golds in some creamy peanut butter
Or just buy the peanut butter filled pretzel bite things.
I’m with you on this…easily my favorite break room snack.
7 pages for 8 paragraphs, CashBack? I’m not mad… I’m just disappointed.
Instead of dipping them in mustard, just get the mustard pretzels. Much better in my book.
Gardetto’s mustard pretzels are God’s gift
Beer.
HR: “CashBack, we’ve been getting reports that you’re spending time in the breakroom pulling out snacks and taking pictures of them. Please consider this email as your first warning that we do not tolerate the photography of company property by an employee while they’re on the clock.
Sincerely,
ABC Company”
Snacks? We don’t even get decent coffee.
It’s implied that the mere fact that the company provides warm dirt water for free is a “perk,” and that we should be grateful because the competitor only offers their employee cold dirt water.
I really want some bagel bites now.
Love how you TFMed us and didn’t put it all on one fucking pag . You are Steve Holt aren’t you? I used to think Kendra was Steve.
I quit when you mentioned scooping crushed, liquefied Goldfish from your cheeks. You bastard. You should be ashamed of yourself.