PornHub Is Plowing Boston’s Snowy Streets Today For Free So People Can, You Know, Go Out And Plow

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Snow days are a magical beacon of hope and freedom for those of us stuck in the life-sucking cog of corporate America — at least that’s what I hear from my friends in the Northeast, as I watch their snaps come rolling in with jealousy and longing. We don’t get a lot of snow days here in the Golden State.

From what I can gather, though, snow days can consist of anything from lounging on the couch with a dog and a good book to getting unnecessarily plastered in a one-bedroom apartment with the rest of your friends lucky enough to get that coveted email from your employer: “No one come into the office today—too much snow. See everyone tomorrow, weather permitting.” I would be back in bed with my vibrator before you could say the words “work from home.”

But sure, there are other shitty things that happen when there’s enough snow on the ground to disrupt daily life. The fact that you can’t get to work often means that you can’t get, well, anywhere, with the roads covered in the slippery white stuff. Luckily for those in the Boston area, a company very familiar with another kind of slippery white stuff is out there to save the day.

PornHub has very generously announced that they are sponsoring a fleet of branded snow plows to clear the Boston city streets and parking lots for the day. Yeah, PornHub (as in the porn website) is helping anyone out today who’s looking to get plowed in the Boston area. The PornHub logo is even plastered right at the front of the trucks, which is just smart branding at its finest. So, if you’re on your Tinder game today and you need to get somewhere to get plowed by an actual human, you’re in luck. Thanks for looking out, PornHub — for all our plowing needs, snow and not, today and every day. .

[via Shifting Lanes]

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