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Ah, February. Traditionally the coldest month of the year with the most heartless loving holiday smack in the middle of its short number of days. Given that its the shortest month of the year, it would make sense that Netflix rolls out a relatively ho-hum lineup since the hours are limited. All the American Pie and Ocean’s movies? Well, I guess it’s better than watching them on TBS with a zillion commercials. But those small gifts from Cupid Netflix are nothing compared with what they are taking away on Valentine’s Day: the first eight seasons of Family Guy.
Sure, there are eight more seasons detailing the politically incorrect adventures of the Griffin family, but no one binges a show from the middle, so WTF are you doing, Netflix? I thought you loved me, but now you are just another relationship that’s letting me down.
Arriving in February
February 1
3000 Miles to Graceland
42 Grams
Aeon Flux
American Pie
American Pie 2
American Pie Presents: Band Camp
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
Ella Enchanted
Extract
GoodFellas
How the Beatles Changed the World
John Mellencamp: Plain Spoken
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Liberated: The New Sexual Revolution
Lovesick
Meet the Fockers
Meet the Parents
Men in Black
National Parks Adventure
Ocean’s Eleven
Ocean’s Thirteen
Ocean’s Twelve
Paint It Black
Scream 3
The Hurt Locker
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Z Nation: Season 4
February 2
Altered Carbon: Season 1
Cabin Fever
Coach Snoop: Season 1
Kavin Jay: Everybody Calm Down!
Luna Petunia: Return to Amazia: Season 1
On Body and Soul
February 6
Fred Armisen: Standup For Drummers
Valor: Season 1
February 7
Imposters: Season 1
Queer Eye: Season 1
February 8
6 Days
The Emoji Movie
February 9
Fate/Apocrypha: Part 2
My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman: George Clooney
Seeing Allred
The Ritual
The Trader (Sovdagari)
When We First Met
February 14
Greenhouse Academy: Season 2
Love Per Square Foot
February 15
Deep Undercover Collection: Collection 2
Re:Mind: Season 1
February 16
DreamWorks Dragons: Race to the Edge: Season 6
Evan Almighty
Everything Sucks!: Season 1
Irreplaceable You
First Team: Juventus: Season 1
February 17
Blood Money
February 18
The Joel McHale Show with Joel McHale
February 19
Dismissed
FullMetal Alchemist
February 20
Bates Motel: Season 5
The Frankenstein Chronicles: Season 1 and Season 2
February 21
Forgotten
Lincoln
The Bachelors
February 22
Atomic Puppet: Season 1
February 23
Marseille: Season 2
Mute
Seven Seconds: Season 1
Ugly Delicious: Season 1
February 24
Jeepers Creepers 3
February 26
El Vato: Season 2
Heyday of the Insensitive Bastards
People You May Know
Sin Senos sí Hay Paraíso: Season 2
Winnie
February 27
Derren Brown: The Push
Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish
Leaving in February
February 1
Brubaker
Corpse Bride
Day Watch
Desk Set
Enquiring Minds
Everyone’s Hero
Hard Candy
How to Steal a Million
King Arthur
Magic City: Season 1-2
Night Watch
Open Season: Scared Silly
Perfect Stranger
Project X
Silver Streak
Stranger by the Lake
The Benchwarmers
The Five Heartbeats
The Fury
The Longest Day
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Tin Man
Top Gear: Series 19-23
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
February 2
A Ballerina’s Tale
February 3
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
February 5
Hannibal Buress: Animal Furnace
Hannibal Buress: Live from Chicago
February 10
Dragonheart: The Shadowed Claw
February 11
A Little Bit of Heaven
February 12
Honeymoon
February 14
Family Guy: Season 1-8
February 15
12 Dog Days Till Christmas
A Christmas Kiss II
Before I Go to Sleep
Burn Notice: Season 1-7
Christmas Belle
February 16
Our Last Tango
Save the Date
February 17
Freakonomics
February 19
An Idiot Abroad: Season 1-3
February 20
Aziz Ansari: Dangerously Delicious
February 21
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
February 24
Jane Got a Gun
February 28
American Genius
Brain Games: Season 3-4
Cesar 911: Season 1
I Am Ali
Miami SWAT: Season 1
The Catch: Season 1 .
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I know this is written in alphabetical order but it hurt me reading
“Oceans Eleven
Oceans Thirteen
Oceans Twelve”
Well that’s the proper ranking for how good they are so…
I just got paid 14k D0llar working off my laptop this month. And if you think that’s cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over 12k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. Follow this… www.Jobzon3.com
I might get hate for this, but seeing as February is the worst sports month of the year, combined with the fact it’s still cold in 80% of the country, this is a pretty soft lineup.
Early Family Guy>>>>>Late Family Guy
Taking away Burn Notice? I thought this was America.
When is Better Caul Saul season 3 going up? And btw Amazon Prime, I need you to make Suits season 7 available.
Looks like I’m watching Goodfellas every Sunday next month
Honestly, all those releases on February 1st could keep me occupied for those time.
Sad to see Magic City is leaving. Great show, highly recommend. Having Kill Bill, Hurt Locker, Ocean’s Trilogy, and GoodFellas is a good trade off though.
Dewey, what have I ever done to you?
Like that time you woke up in the middle of the night and drank up all the milk! And then I got up to have my corn flakes and there was none left!
Dewey you cheated on me!
Oh, so I’m a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk?
Was really hoping Dismissed was the MTV show from back in the day.