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There’s no one on earth more proud than a new dad. Take the example of Al Ferguson and his newborn son, Ted. Al and Ted were posing for pics when the photographer snapped this beautiful image:
Look at Ted. Sleeping like an angel. Unfortunately, Ted is a baby. Babies do not work when they come out, especially at four days old, which is exactly how old Ted was when these pics were snapped. They are humans only in name. Babies cannot regulate anything in their bodies. They puke up everything they eat, and what they do manage to get down, they just poop it out 10 seconds later. Al Ferguson was about to get this lesson, firsthand.
Look at that grin on Ted’s face. Now, look at the “Well, I should’ve known this was coming” look on dad’s face. I respect Ted’s game, though. The look on Baby Ted’s face says it all. Only a newborn would find joy in squirting baby diarrhea all over your dad’s arm.
In an interview with Mashable, Ferguson says he felt a wide range of emotions when it happened:
“I went through a whole host of thoughts. Firstly for the shaggy carpet, secondly my arm, thirdly sheer hysterics, fourthly what I should do with him and lastly more laughter.”
[via The Dad Network, Mashable]
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Not gonna lie, I dry gagged when I saw that pic.
Cherish these moments, my friend! At least that’s what people without baby diarrhea on their arms would say…
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