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In no particular order, it went Boy Meets World, Saved By The Bell, Mighty Ducks franchise, and yeah, Full House. Whether it was Uncle Joey’s Red Wings jersey, Uncle Jesse’s breathtaking and luxurious flow, or the fact that I had a monstrous crush on Lori Loughlin, your boy was huge on Full House.
And full disclosure? It pains me as an internet writer to say that I didn’t even know Fuller House was a thing, so when Netflix dropped the heart-wrenchingly nostalgic trailer on me this morning I about went home sick so people wouldn’t see me crying at my desk.
See here.
Are you kidding me? Someone PLEASE tell me that puppy in the trailer is a direct descendent of Comet.
The plot, per Netflix, is something I can get behind:
The house is full again. Candace Cameron-Bure, Jodie Sweetin, and Andrea Barber are back in Fuller House – coming to Netflix February 26.
The Full House adventures continue when D.J. Tanner-Fuller calls upon her sister, Stephanie, and her friend, Kimmy, to move in and help raise her three boys.
I know, I know, Girl Meets World sucks so I should temper my expectations for this. But you’re fooling yourself if you tell me that trailer didn’t give you all the chills. .
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Episode 2: Stephanie falls off the wagon and ends up shaking her gigantic hooters in order to score meth.
Episode 3: When high rent prices force DJ and her family out of their trendy neighborhood, her oldest son lashes out and is arrested for vandalizing a Google shuttle bus.
I like where you’re going with these. Before moving out maybe they can try to Airbnb the couch to a brogrammer to make ends meet, only to have him impregnate DJ once more and increase the family’s financial burden.
Shame on the Olson twins for not being good sports about this and making an appearance. I guess smoking Marlboro reds and killing Heath Ledger are higher priorities for them.
I hear that Hunter Pence from the Giants will be in it, so that’s a fun fact.