My pledge brother is getting married on homecoming weekend. PGP.
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My pledge brother is getting married on homecoming weekend. PGP.
A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.
This happened to me last year. 3 of us went to the game
Yeah… This is me this year. Sorry. In fairness the schedules are never out in time to actually plan a wedding around the big games, and I’m marrying a northern transplant. Her parents just thought I was being childish for making such a big deal out of college football.
Smh Boone, smh.
5 years, I told her I’m never getting married during football season. Then you put a ring on it and that shit just goes out the window.
This year I had a friend get married on the 4th of July..It was a dry wedding.
Don’t you mean ex-friend?
Yes. Yes I do. It was a hard, long day of sobriety while the rest of the country was having a great time getting unfathomably shithoused in celebration of our American nation.
Why didn’t you bring a flask, rookie?
Why did you go?
My friend and BF’S fraternity brother is propsosing/having a surprise engagement party this weekend during the home opener. So I will be missing that game. And apparently, since his GF is nuts, they’ve already booked a venue for fall 2016. THIS BITCH IS MAKING ME MISS SO MUCH FOOTBALL. p.s. we all went to the same big football school
Let’s hope she doesn’t read this…
No, let’s hope she does
Fail
Well he obviously didn’t get enough corrective training during pledgeship to have enough sense like you do.