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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND STACK THE CHEDDAR. PRETEND TONY PERKIS IS IN YOUR EAR ALL DAY BARKING MOTIVATIONAL NONSENSE AT YOU. WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET YOU IN GEAR, DO IT. CHUG COFFEE. SLAP YOURSELF. REPEATEDLY BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST YOUR DESK UNTIL YOU’RE CONCUSSED. JUST GET THAT CHEDDAR. YOU’RE A HUNGRY MOUSE. SCURRY YOUR ASS TO THE CHEESE AND TAKE THAT SHIT. IT’S YOURS!
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
I just got back from a run. Ross, I am not a runner. I think I just ruined my Wednesday and it’s not even 630am.
I just got paid 12k dollar working off my laptop this month. And if you think that’s cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do Go this Web Click Here
Go this web and start your work.. Good luck…
Just finished a run in my attempt to get back to slightly chubby from regular overweight. About to shower and then to head to the library fueled by multiple stimulants to study all day for the Bar, which is under a week away at this point.
Lets get this shit my dude.
Good luck!!!! We got this. I hope haha
Well my coworkers somehow found out it’s my birthday so that sucks. But I’m going to a nice spot for dinner near my apartment so it’s all good.
Happy birthday!
Fun Fact of the Day Cubicle Board:
The Guinness book of world records holds the record for the most stolen book from public libraries.
Fun fact from the floor in my hotel room: The Vatican holds clandestine records of alien beings facilitating our evolution as a species in their underground archives which are top secret
Do you watch Young Pope? You’d enjoy it if not
2nd day back from vacation, 1st day back in the office. Decided last night to do another tequila shot on my friend’s boat.
12 hours until the day is over.
Last night at dinner I watched man walk out of a stall and go back to dinner without washing his hands. We live in a terrible world folks. Y’all have a blessed day
Our janitors empty all of our trash cans twice a day. I don’t get it. If you emptied my trash at closing time yesterday, why do you think it’ll need to be emptied again first thing in the morning today?
Just had a meeting with my supervisor to explain how to attach a document to an email. Guess the day can only go up?
Sold a painting yesterday, so buying more paint is the obvious move right?
Maybe start with some food?
(But congrats, too.)
You spelled “coffee” wrong
Congrats!
I’m taking a new employee out to lunch on the company card, it’s gonna be a good day.