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If this isn’t some kind of natural set-up for Space Jam 2, followed immediately by a football-themed spin-off film called Galactic Gridiron, I just don’t know what to believe in anymore. Well, I do know one thing that I can believe in: Even at 52-years-old, and 12 years removed from his third stint playing in the NBA, Michael Jordan, the owner/chairman of the Charlotte Hornets and “by acclamation, the greatest basketball player of all time” is still better than any of us will ever be at shooting hoops.
Over the weekend, Jordan was spotted playing a pickup game in the Bahamas, and he was talking trash like you wouldn’t believe. And who did His Airness, the GOAT, choose as his teammate? Who served as his Scottie Pippen? None other than Tom Brady, who many are calling the GOAT of Quarterbacks. GQAT? Doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Check out this video, where you can clearly hear Jordan saying both “And one!” and telling his opponent to look up his highlights on YouTube. Brutal.
Look at that goddamn pull-up jumper. I had trouble pulling up my pants today. Brady, of course, is just out there balling in khaki shorts. Jordan couldn’t have hooked him up with some gym shorts?
The two also took to the links with professional golfers Luke Donald and Keegan Bradley. What a foursome.
So, not only does MJ play better than any of us, he vacations harder than us as well. We are not worthy..
[via Bleacher Report]
Image via lev radin / Shutterstock.com
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Do you actually think if you don’t tell us what happened to Brian we will just slowly stop asking? Because we won’t.
…You guys DO know I don’t work for HQ, right? I’ve never even been to Austin. You’re asking the wrong dude.
You don’t have to remind us that you’re useless.
Don’t you play coy with me, JayTas.
Wait, are you some unpaid intern? Are you actually writing these articles for kicks, or is it a measly stipend?
It’s pretty awful here. If you do visit though, I’ll give you $100 if you can finish one particularly face melting Bloody Mary in a single sitting.
That wasn’t Brian in the post was it?
#FireJayTas so he’ll be forced to move to LA and write a spec script for Galactic Gridiron.
Now THAT’S an idea. I like the way your brain works.