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He calls himself MattyB, and I’ll stop it right there before I get angry. He’s from suburban Atlanta and he’s allegedly going to be the next Justin Bieber, which is kind of ridiculous. Say what you want about the Biebs, the little guy is actually talented. MattyB, on the other hand, is not.
I blame the parents.
If you haven’t punched your fist through your monitor by now, I applaud you.
That’s about all I can take. You don’t need to know any more information about this and quite frankly, I wasn’t going to give it to you anyway.
[h/t Gawker]
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What the actual fuck?
Shout out to the parents of the girls in these videos. Nothing like letting your pre-teen daughters be seen as sex objects in karaoke rap videos.
When he is older he will get absolutely torn up destroyed by his peers and I don’t even feel a tiny bit bad
Good luck getting a bid.
I… give up.
He’s like America’s Justin Bieber… and I hate him just as much.
This kid is going to grow up to be the biggest fucking tool.
Made it to 20 seconds in each video before going blind with rage.