Last night I added wet dreams to my list of “Things I thought I’d stop having by now,” right next to acne. PGP.
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Get it together, man. Jerk off before bed every night and that won’t happen.
Masterbasting at least 21 times a month has been linked to a decrease in prostate cancer. Not doing so is just irresponsible.
It also helps your immune system. Based on these facts, I’m fairly certain I will live forever
On the flip side, science has also shown yanking it on a daily basis can lead to smaller erections and premature ejaculation. It’s a tough choice, either you get prostate cancer or one day your wife comes home and asks to bring a Craigslist stranger into the bedroom because you aren’t fulfilling.
Still young enough to break out and old enough to get gray hair.