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Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all fucking know — I’m basic. I like rosè, brunch, the works. We don’t need to beat that dead horse again.
But much like A$AP Rocky, I like basic bitches, that’s my fuckin’ problem (that’s how it goes, right?). Well, I officially want Larry David’s daughter in my squad because this girl is redefining “basic” with every Instagram she puts up. Don’t believe me? Just watch.
Hey, Yuppie Scum Dog, will you pose in front of those perrennials for me?
Hold up, am I seeing unpitted olives, salami, pickled string beans, and a cheese that’ll make my breath smell like shit? On a fucking beach? Sign me up.
It’s almost like she read my tutorial on how to create the dopest Sunday Instagrams ever.
*Googles whether or not Larry David’s daughter is 18 or not*
Oh, born in ’94, we’re good.
Hey Cazzie, I’m going to Mexico for Christmas. Maybe we can chill and talk about all the money you’ll give me from your dad’s DuckTales room.
This is such a classic “I’m going to bring a book to the beach to make it look like I’m reading even though I’m getting drunk all day instead” look. Love it. Been in that situation a million times.
Would.
Avocado Toast + Toast w/ Caviar = I’m loaded.
There’s a 100% chance that there are acai berries somewhere in those smoothies.
Mimosas, new potatoes, and a pizza with bougie-ass ingredients are just standard protocol when you’re a loaded 21-year-old girl living in New York City.
All I want in this life is to be rich enough to have a golf cart that I can park next to my tennis courts on a crisp, fall day.
Horses scream, “I’m so rich that I have no idea what to do with all my money.”
I’m not positive, but I’m like 99% sure that’s Sauvignon Blanc on ice in a pint glass which might as well be called “The Will deFries” at this point.
*Googles again to make sure she’s over 18*
Okay, we’re still good.
“Bottle of rosè if I’m drinking with ya.” — Wiz Khalifa
Okay, that’s not basic, but how can’t you love it? God bless Larry David and his offspring. .
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Wife Goal. Larry David as a father in-law is an added bonus.
Even if she was horrible, I’d marry her just to hang out with Larry David on holidays.
Would
I would take her to a different pumpkin patch every weekend and wouldn’t complain.
With how hot she is, if she even has 20% of Larry David’s hilariousness, this is straight up instant wife material. Man, you guys.
Pretty…pretty…good
Larry David has created 2 great things: Seinfeld & now this.
Would. And an infinity pool with a golf course in the background? Would x2.
Well, it’s a David Sedaris book, so at least she’s got good taste in faking Instagram photos…
Billion dollar inheritance.
Amazing article
Does she ever smile?