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In college, there wasn’t much I wouldn’t do for a free meal. Smuggle apples out of the cafeteria? Beg friends to let me use their meal plans when mine ran out? Temporarily join social, service, and religious organizations on days they conveniently hosted a cookout? Check, check, and check. After college, my income grew, but my love of free food stayed the same. As soon as I realized that by keeping my grocery bill down, I would have more money to blow on weekend brunch and shopping, I knew that I would continue to seek out free food for many years to come.
Thankfully, next Monday, Krispy Kreme will have you covered for the small, small price of humiliating yourself in public. Done. By showing up and speaking like a pirate, you’ll get a free donut. If that’s not enough motivation for you, if you show up in full pirate attire (a minimum of three items), you’ll receive a free original dozen.
Of course, this is a Monday morning, so you’ll have to decide how much you want to show up to work in a peg leg, but if that’s worth it to you, go for it. You’ll also be stuck with the decision of a lifetime – should you squirrel the donuts away for a week’s worth of breakfast or be the office hero and leave them in the break room for everyone to enjoy? That’s a personal dilemma you’ll have to struggle with until September 19th, but until then, go out and buy yourself an eyepatch in the name of free breakfast. .
[via Food & Wine]
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Steph W.
Steph W. is a new Master's degree graduate with an intern's salary and six-figure taste. She realizes her expectations far exceed reality, so she spends her days pinning away Loubs she pretends are in her physical closet instead of her virtual one. Her hobbies include attempting to trapping her boyfriend into marriage before he finds out how insane she is and pretending that Black Box wine tastes as good as the kind she could afford when she was gainfully employed. Send her tips for getting out of student debt at recruitchairtsm@gmail.com
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I’d fuck a doughnut in public for a half-dozen KKs.
Well, that’s one way to glaze a donut, I guess.
That’s an aggressive move
I typically embarrass myself in public every day, so this should be easy.
This was my first thought as well. Us engineers must be really good at this whole “be a fool” thing.
Fellow engineer. Can confirm. I’m on the wrong side of the fine line dividing comedy and tragedy.
Right there with ya!
Minimum of three items: Hat, eye patch, and hand hook.
Done: free donuts for the office (read: yourself) and you can take it off before you get into work.
Ill look for you at the Dupont location
Might do this.