Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.
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Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.
Congrats on the sex
Out of all the PGPs I’ve see posted on here, this one may be the worst. Good luck buddy.
Her Father booked me a spot at the Bellagio to celebrate…. I haven’t even met the man yet.
It’s a trap. Your body is gonna be found in the fountain.
I’m so sorry and congrats.
Got my girlfriend pregnant the summer before senior year of college, and this was the response most of my friends gave me.
Didn’t think you had it in you, Creed. But now it’s in her. Congrats.
My heart sank just reading those words.
RIP to your life, bruh.
Dude, I am so sorry. Can I have your golf clubs?
Look on the bright side, better now than when you were 16.
That’s…not good.
You poor bastard.