Every time you step on the golf course and get ready to play, you think to yourself, “Maybe today’s the day.” I don’t care if you’re trying to shoot par, break 100, or just get a hole-in-one, there’s always a lingering thought in your head that maybe it’ll all come together.
But then you go to the first tee, duff your drive, and tap in for a three-putt triple-bogey. It’s just how it goes. Well, unless you’re America’s son, Jordan Spieth, whose warmup routine makes your hungover lumber from the parking look even more pitiful than it already is.
Jordan Spieth has started his round.
Here's how he warms up. https://t.co/3uk927DYAj
— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) March 31, 2016
Meanwhile, you’re on the practice green hitting long distance putts praying one will drop for everyone in the clubhouse watching whilst eating club sandwiches. There’s a reason he’s going to be your 2016 Masters Champion. .
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so you are saying my 3 beers and a heater don’t count as a warm up?
I get nervous that I’ll waste all my good swings during warm up.
One time I heard the words “I would cheat on you in front of you with Jordan Spieth” come out of my girlfriend’s mouth…I couldn’t even be upset
I mean, I get where she’s coming from…I once had a dream about Jordan Spieth and nothing was ever the same.
Are you saying a bucket of balls with my driver isn’t the way to do it?
Too much pressure. I’m getting the scaries just watching him warm up.
I got him in Vegas at 7-1. But could only afford to wager $20. PGP.
At this point, I’m fortunate if I remember not to wear jeans (the same jeans I drunkenly fell asleep the night before) to the the ole’ public course.
Also talent. And physical fitness, focus, commitment, nerve control, and resources. Other than that, we are the same guy.
Time to take all that cash and invest in hair implants, Jordy
I’m too scared to hit driver off the first tee playing by myself during twilight hours at the local muni…
Ok.