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Jordan Spieth may be having an “off” year (well, by his standards at least), but he’s no stranger to winning money. He currently sits fourth on the money list with just a touch above $5 million sitting in his bank account. For a 23-year-old, that’s a lot of money. Hell, for a retired investment banker, that’s still a lot of money. And with money comes swagger.
So when asked about his FedEx Cup money at the Deutsche Bank on Thursday, he gave us a line familiarized to all of us by one Randy Moss.
“Straight cash, homie,” is now the second best answer Spieth has ever given to a question, just behind the answer he gave when David Feherty asked what he wanted to do after winning The Masters.
God bless this man, for we do not deserve him. .
[via Golf Channel]
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Will
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Spieth is low key funny. Question for the PGP imaginary forum: is Jordan the best American golfer right now? I say he’s second to DJ.
I find myself expecting Jordan to point to the right after drive.
Absolutely. If he could straighten that out he’d be right back with DJ.
Didn’t mean to but ended up googling Jordan’s girlfriend to compare with Paulina; straight toss up.
Paulina is short term. Jordan’s girlfriend will be a class A milf one day
Paulina technically already is a milf, and I don’t know if you can beat DJ’s in-laws.
Paulina is clearly hotter. Spieth’s GF could be viewed as either the girl he met young and fell in love with, which shows he’s a good dude, or as “hey man, you could have done a lot better for yourself.”
Spieth made over 50m last year, 22m in winnings alone including the 10m FedEx cup annuity. He’s gonna be just fine. And to the Paulina short-term comment, you hit the nail on the head. Jordan’s gf will still be a smoke when she’s 55 and Paulina will look like a stripper who does the Monday 12-6 pm shift
I feel like Paulina won’t age as bad as you make it seem, but at this moment, Paulina drips sex.
Fair enough. At the moment she is absolutely oozing sex with a side of trashy which is the perfect combination. I just think with age the trashy side will be more prominent. We’re talking a couple decades.
THANKS WILL