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Here’s what you need to know about Baywatch, the movie, dropping May 2017. The Rock is in it. He’s a beast and his Instagram is both inspirational and t-boosting. I know a guy who tried to live like The Rock for a month, and he failed miserably because he’s just a man, unlike The Rock. Oh, and speaking of testosterone, Efron, my man. Dude is completely jacked. Almost, uncomfortably so. Is that natural? That’s not for us to know, but he’s sober now and looking like he’s been living at a Low-T clinic. Nice.
And the women.
Alexandra Daddario. Wow. What’s there to say about her that wasn’t already said by everyone after True Detective. A+ casting, guys. And the other two? That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
Also there’s a dead body on the beach, and The Rock is not having that shit.
I can’t imagine a worse place to dump a dead body. Whoever dumped that corpse didn’t do their homework, because that’s just a mistake. Guess we’ll find out..
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Glad they’re self aware of how stupid the show was and went for comedy.
Real big man crush on Efron
he’s uncomfortably huge.
He trained with the Rock. He’s an example of what would happen to us
It’s not just training, it’s hiring a strict dietician and spending enough on supplements to constitute as a rent payment.
See ladies, you’re not the only ones with unrealistic body image portrayed by Hollywood. #malebodyissues
Not going to lie, I’m going to the gym today for the first time in months because of this trailer.
He just went too far. I think he peaked in Neighbors, but then again You do you man. And steroids, maybe.
Still have a man crush on him.
I want to be boys with him and Miles Teller’s character from “That Awkward Moment”, so bad.
How you gonna leave Michael B hanging like that?
i love zefron. his only “flaw” is that he’s short. (yes, i’m being size-ist…or would that be height-ist?)
id wife alexandria daddario if she would even look in my general direction
I’d like to take Priyanka Chopra to a nice seafood dinner.
I’m more impressed with The Rock’s staying power as an actor. He’s the Polynesian Arnold of modern times.
Any chance we get to see Daddario’s fun bags again like in True Detective?
This is a true Kevin Malone comment. Nicely done
Had a crush on Daddario since she was in a Yellowbook commercial and guest-starred in White Collar. This has real potential.
Single handedly trying to make boobs #1 again… I can dig it.