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Jay Cutler. Notorious deadbeat NFL QB. Public wearer of sweatpants. Husband. Father. Apparently not a very patient father by this incredible text exchange with his wife, Kristin Cavallari.
Cutler couldn’t handle it. Just couldn’t handle the pressure of two children being two children. I can see it now, Cutler’s on the couch watching game film trying to find more stuff to blame on his wide receivers and sending threatening text messages to Jimmy Clausen, when suddenly, one kid starts crying and another one refuses to eat. All hell had, in fact, broken loose.
Cutler runs to his phone to find that his wife has landed safe and sound after a long, cross-country flight. She lets him know she’s landed and Cutler hits her with the “Cool story, babe. Our kids are out of fucking control and I’m peacing out.”
Letting the wife know that her children are ill mannered and if the situation does not improve, Cutty’s jumping ship and just straight up leaving. Power move. That’s how you problem solve. You just fucking leave. Solves all your problems. Cutler’s got this whole parenting thing figured out. Leave him be..
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I wish I cared about anything as much as Jay Cutler doesn’t care about anything at all.
You’d think he’d be good at dealing with disaster as the leader of the Bears offense this year.
Cutler was the highest paid QB in the NFL this year, yet his wife has Sprint. Suddenly I don’t feel like such a peasant for cutting my AT&T bill in half by making the switch. Hell, it’s the provider of choice for the highest paid football player in the world.
#CuttyDoesIt
True. Story. One of my buddies once ran into Jay Cutler in the pisser at a bar in Nashville. He told him he was a huge fan and thought he was the greatest Commodore ever, blah blah blah. A squinty eyed, heavily inebriated Cutler looks at him and slurs : “Whoooooo carrrrrreeessss.”
Abandoning your children. PGPM?
Cutlets Gone Wild
Cut this guy a break and get him another Marlboro
I was already wondering why I could not sleep. This was it
Why would she air their dirty laundry? Fucking attention whores.