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Look, our moms are rightfully showered with gifts on a fairly regular basis throughout the year. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, or her thirtieth 29th birthday, Ma is just stacking gold, diamonds, and expensive garments like she’s prepping for a doomsday world market crash scenario where paper money is of no value. But Pops? The guy who taught us how to ride a bike, throw a ball, and grill a proper steak? He’ll have to figure out how to barter in the post-apocalyptic world with coffee mugs and cheap ties.
That’s fucked up. It’s time dad finally got rewarded for raising you into a semi-functional human being with a decent holiday for a change. And with the monster deals Man Outfitters is offering for Cyber Monday right now, there’s no excuse not to hook the old man up with something he won’t immediately be disappointed with on Christmas morning.
Now you don’t need to scour the internet to order gifts from a dozen different sites only to have half of the items not ship in time. No, Man Outfitters is your one-stop shop for the best clothing brands on the market and an easy way to make sure your father cracks a rare smile this holiday season.
Lock down his new favorite yardwork sweater in this Grayers “Ottoman Stripe” Sweater.
And what dad wouldn’t be happy with a new pair of Alternative “Dodgeball” Fleece Sweatpants?
Maybe he’s an outdoorsman or golfer. Maybe he just wants to get away from your mom for a few hours every weekend. Either way, he’ll appreciate the thought with the Sorel “Cheyanne II” Duck Boot or a Travis Matthew “Wojo” Heather Stretch Polo.
And you can never go wrong with a new Jack Mason Stainless Steel Diving Watch.
There are countless other options that may be more suitable for your old man, so I suggest downloading the Man Outfitters app and checking everything out for yourself. I promise you, Man Outfitters will help you avoid the headaches that come with the normal holiday shopping experience and show your pops that you actually give a damn about his existence..
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Who are you to give out fashion advice? You wear gym shorts and tanks every day.
Dan’s made great strides in his wardrobe, but I have to be transparent: he’s wearing a ZIMA pocket tee today.
Probably decided to clean up his act a little after he flirted with Paige Spiranic as hard as possible for a year only to come up 100 miles short. I respect the effort, but I need my degenerate gambler Dan in sweats and T-shirts, just feels right.
You know nothing, my friend.
I know a whole lot of nothing, Dan. Need a better week out of you on the CFB picks this week. Rent is due.
What do you wear, sleeves?
This is getting obnoxious.
Agreed, we should boycott these articles. I heard that ManOutfitters has tons of deals on high fabrics that we could use to really up our riot fits.
Sorry guys, I know you’re just trying to promote your products and make money (whooo capitalism) but that watch is just an insane ripoff. You can easily get a lower tier grey market Swiss auto for $300-$350 (the Tissot Le Locle I’m currently sporting was $330 two years ago) or if you keep an eye out for sales, you can get a super nice Movado chronograph in that same price range (got one for my dad last year). Both of these are so much better than paying for a Chinese-made Japanese quartz watch that’s in all honesty probably worth $50 at most.
I was gifted a Citizen EcoDrive over four years ago and I’m a huge fan. I’ve worn it every day since. It’s held up through work, golf, beach vacations, and bachelor parties and I haven’t had a single problem with it. Great “bang for your buck” watch
Agreed. Citizen EcoDrives are very solid watches, just don’t pay retail for them because you can find them for so much cheaper on the grey market (where you should be buying any moderately-priced watch anyway).
Wtf is the grey market?
They’re companies that sell watches but are not “authorized” dealers. As a result, the watch company does not offer a warranty for the watch in case something goes wrong. It’s a great place to buy relatively inexpensive watches ($200-$1,000) because as a result of a lack of manufacturer warranty, the companies can offer watches for much cheaper than retail. You can find watches for 30%-50% cheaper at these sites.
Jomashop and Ashford are two of the big ones online. They’re all 100% authentic (American Express regularly offers coupons for Ashford).
Every other website is 30% off today. Up your game, guys!
You do not deserve your username with this attitude. Derek wouldn’t even be entering the promo code.