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Y’all gotta stop this proposing at sporting events shit.
I can’t think of a worse place to propose than a live sporting even, besides like a funeral or something. Last night at Fenway Park, one of the most consistently packed baseball stadiums in the world, some dumbass took the L he absolutely deserved.
Good job dipshit, I hope she’s breaking up with you for good for putting her in that spot.
Even if you’re 110% sure that your girlfriend is going to say yes, never ever propose at a live sporting event. Back when I interned in Minor League Baseball we’d sometimes have proposals at the game (if you’re proposing at a Class-A baseball game your marriage deserves to go up in flames anyways) and I’d always root for a rejection.
Unless you’ve been told specifically to propose on camera at a sporting event don’t do it, because you’re inviting in the following scenarios, and only one is that good:
1. She wants to marry you, loves that it’s at a stadium, and says yes.
2. She wants to marry you, but is so red-faced, nervous, and riddled with stage fright that she can’t even enjoy the moment.
3. She’s goddamn mortified to have this be happening because she didn’t want to marry your stupid ass, but says yes to avoid embarrassment for both of you, then pulls the ring off as soon as you get in private and deservedly crushes you.
4. She drops the fucking hammer on you in front of 30K people and all of the internet to see.
L of the century.
The idea of the sporting even proposal needs to be taken out behind the shed and shot. .
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Kyle Bandujo
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Proposing is really just a formality. You should have already talked about it and know 100% what that answer will be before you even buy a ring.
Some people like to live dangerously.
Even so, if she expressly says not to do this, Don’t. I told my fiancé that if he ever proposed in public/in front of a large crowd, I would say no. Some people might view it as the guy being super confident she’ll say yes. I view it as extra pressure for the woman to say yes to avoid making him look bad in front of people.
*woosh*
yikes
You forgot scenario number 5 which is: She says yes and you’re both so overjoyed that you lose the ring under some nasty bleachers amidst a crowd of rowdy baseball fans.
Completely agree. I am no where near being serious enough with anyone to have a proposal coming up, but I hope to God that when I do, my husband-to-be will know me well enough and be smart enough to know to be thoughtful and private about it.
Sup
Never want to see someone get shot down as badly as this guy, except if you’re like this guy and propose at a sporting event. Then I want this to happen
At least the Sox won.
Reading this gave me so much joy.
Great video
Who hurt you Kyle..