"In 2000, I was duped by Y2K. I thought that the world was coming to an end," After watching and rewatching the first seven episodes of True Detective, I'm not certain of much in this 'reality' of ours. But if there's one thing I know, besides that Rust here has has an absolutely breath taking hiney and Marty should NOT be pulling the girls he does, it's that this is the best parody of True Detective to date. The genius behind this is Jon Rudnitsky and, upon further research, has a variety of other great videos on the Tube, namely The Jewish Hunger Game: Kvetching Fire. I'm not sure I can get away with staring at my phone (uh, no of course I don't have access to Youtube) for the rest of the day while I laugh obnoxiously, but I'm sure as shit going to try. Fuck it, it's Friday.