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This dude was just going about his day, giving some people lifts to work, when all of a sudden, this woman had the audacity to have her damn baby in the back of his car.
Per New York Magazine:
A new life entered the world just outside the Lincoln Tunnel, after a woman gave birth to a girl in the backseat of an Uber. The mother, who lives in Hoboken, hailed the car to take her and her own mother to the hospital in Manhattan, but had to stop outside the tunnel at West 40th Street and Dyer Avenue when the “baby couldn’t wait.” The Uber driver flagged down a Port Authority cop at around 5:15 p.m. after the woman’s water broke. Port Authority cops and FDNY EMTs then helped deliver the baby in the Uber car’s backseat.
Mother and baby — both reportedly healthy — are now at Mt. Sinai Roosevelt Hospital.
Once this guy realized what was going on, he probably immediately regretted buying his Kia Sorrento with the explicit intention of just making a couple extra bucks. But now? Now he’s got a next-level mess on his hands in the form of whatever fluids are dispelled during labor.
“Oh, word, this chick with a 4.8 rating needs a ride,” he probably thought to himself during rush hour. “I got that surge pricing right now so your boy is about to get loose tonight after I drop her off.”
Nope, before he even knows what hits him, he’s got a full-blown backseat birth happening all over his tan leather interior. He was probably texting his girlfriend, “Bruhhhh,” before telling her that she won’t believe why he’s going to be late tonight. Then, when he finally got home, she was probably sitting on the couch with her arms folded saying, “I DON’T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT, LORENZO.” Then he had to sleep on the couch all night but didn’t really mind because she never lets him watch SportsCenter in the bedroom. .
[via New York Magazine]
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Ok seriously… Wheres this weeks “Things girls do after Graduation”??
You don’t demand things from deFries, you thank him whenever he graces us peasants with his glorious writing
Ok seriously…Where’s your calendar? It always get put up on Wednesdays. God, read a book
Forgetting what day it is. PGP.
Thanks for handling that for me.