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God bless hotel maids. A thankless profession that has to put up with too much for too little pay on a daily basis. This Reddit AMA proves that to be true.
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I was working as a front desk clerk at the on-campus hotel while in college. In that hotel, if you pick up the phone but do not dial anything, it directs you to the front desk. So, when the phone rings, I pick up, go through my spiel, and wait to see what I can help them with.
Instead of hearing a guest ask for something, I just hear heavy breathing and a bit of creaking. Thinking that they hadn’t heard me, I repeat my spiel. Still nothing but heavy breathing and creaking. I am about to hang up when I hear “Oh, yeah baby, just like that,” murmured in a bedroom voice followed by an “Mmmm.”
I immediately realize that the guy on the other end was getting a hummer and had knocked the phone off the hook. This is closest I’ve ever come to a threesome.
There was a shit story. There was an abortion story. Then there was shit story that included a baby in the story. That’s full circle stuff right there, McGannon. Great work.
That attempt at self abortion was definitely the best one
It’s an occupation, or a job, not a profession.