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Get off your high horse – you've been there before.
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How to look good after a one night stand: Step 1. Leave immediately, Step 2. Profit from not having to look good for anyone
Step 0. Find a single guy who magically has Q tips, Vaseline and a hair dryer for some reason
I’m pretty sure if a guy saw me the next morning with his dental floss in my hair there would be some questions
“Do you want breakfast?”
Doesn’t matter had sex