“Hey I have to drop off this call to run to another meeting.” *Sprints to the bathroom before defecating everywhere* PGP.
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I had a client the other day and started getting the chills and sweats. Still not sure how I managed not to shit myself. Thankfully the Sphincter Gods were looking out for me.
I got the chills and sweats just reading this. I feel your pain.
*sprints to the bathroom AFTER defacating everywhere* PGP