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“Eh, I’m not sure I can swing it,” is a sentence muttered by everyone’s friend who is all too invested in his relationship. Whether he doesn’t know what’s good for him or his girlfriend / fiancé / wife isn’t trusting her significant other going bananas during a “while the cat’s away, the mice will play” weekend, you can pretty much guarantee that at least one dude will flake out on an elaborately planned party weekend.
This situation appears to be all too real for some dudes who took to Imgur to further haze their whipped friend. The guys (who appear to be from Massachusettes?) posted several photos of a cardboard cutout they brought on a recent birthday trip, which could’ve only made their buddy want to lose his shit due to FOMO more than he already was in the first place. Trust me, the fear of missing out on those situations is real — I’ve done it. Luckily, the photos are gold.
Friends crazy fiance wouldn't let him go on birthday trip with friends… we brought him anyways
No matter how to slice it, it’s an absolutely brutal move to take a birthday trip for your buddy, but without your actual buddy. Just torturous. And to pose him with a bunch of drunk mediocre girls that he probably would’ve had a shot with had he not been engaged? Have mercy, fellas.
Let’s just hope she lets him have a bachelor party. .
[via Reddit]
Image via Imgur
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Hi, I’m cardboard Kevin and I have DirecTV
And I’m whipped Kevin and I have Cable
And I’m Kevin James and I have “jokes”
I bet his fiance still got mad at him cause his cardboard cut out engaged in a DFMO.
Cardboard Kevin could have had a three way that night.
Real Kevin might have gotten an unenthusiastic handy if he promised to do the dishes for the next week.
Real Kevin should get a real fiancée if his current one really has a problem with going out with his best friends for his birthday
Poor Kevin. Hope he enjoyed dropping $250 on his own birthday dinner with the fiancee.
I shit you not, I once had a girl surprise me on my birthday by taking me out to dinner at a nice place and then not bring her wallet.
Ouch. She sounds like the worst.
Yea, our casual relationship lasted about another week.
Real Kevin would probably rather date a cardboard cutout of himself at this point.
Looked fun. 🙁
Wouldn’t LET him go? Do you have a fiancee or a mother? Damn.
Todd?!? Is that you??
His name is Kevin. You know a girls crazy when she mixes you up with some guy who doesn’t have the same name as you. Jesus Christ.
Someone needs to help this guy find his balls.