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Y’all have got to stop having public meltdowns on planes, man. People are on edge already, so the last thing anyone needs is some asshole tossing out insults and telling everybody how rich he is. That’s reserved for presidential campaigns, not air travel.
Take this dude, for example, who, according to ABC News, was escorted off a JetBlue flight before the damn thing even took off:
First of all, shoutout to the guy who yelled “NERD.” We don’t use that one enough. But damn, the insults from all sides were priceless.
“I’m 28. I make $4 million a year. What do you do?”
“Loser.”
“Mr. Bald.” (underrated)
“You’re right. I’m a loser. I own six houses.”
This is amazing. Best part is probably the “20/20 vision with a 176 IQ.” That’s such an unexpected move to drop that on your passengers, man. Stop saying “Bye Felicia,” though.
Per ABC News:
According to JetBlue, the three men were met by local authorities and the flight continued to its destination of Sacramento.
“The flight returned to the gate shortly before departure following a report of disruptive customers in the cabin. The aircraft was met by local authorities where the customers were removed before the flight continued on to Sacramento,” according to a statement from the airline.
Long Beach Police Department’s Sergeant Brad Johnson confirmed to ABC News that officers were asked to assist with removing three unruly passengers from the flight.
Two of the men were arrested for being drunk in public, according to police.
The men were later released from Long Beach Jail after their breath test results were below the .15 blood alcohol content level.
Does anybody know what made this dude go full Trump before the flight even took off? Prayers for Mr. Bald..
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Look at the rich dude flying Jet Blue.
He upgraded to the aisle seat though.
More importantly WHERE IS TGDAG?!?!?! DEFRIES GET ON YOUR SHIT
This week on TGDAG: Ghosting
TGDAG is the highlight of my Wednesdays (PGP?). Please don’t leave us hanging, Will.
Idk if this has affected anybody else but my computer has sent me to a saved version of the pgp website a couple times today from last week so they might be dealing with some site issues
Same. The app was down too when I checked at lunch a few hours ago.
Makes 4 million a year and is still flying coach on a low cost carrier . Boy the American dollar sure doesn’t get you what it used to.
Maybe its Canadian dollars
In my experience, if at any time you have to tell people how much money you make…you don’t.
But how else are you going to garner sympathy? It’s a rough road on 7 figs.
This is why I try to never fly. So many assholes in such a confined space.
Also, gonna guess the Nerd caller is a Trailer Park Boys fans. Ricky loves calling people nerds, especially Corey and Trevor.
And finally, nothing worse than people thinking money makes them less of a pathetic loser. Money doesn’t buy class or character.
“He’s in finance, BRO.” Classic
They release you from jail when your BAC goes back down to .15?! These guys had to have been at at least .25. There’s your fuel for this shitstorm
I feel like Pablo.
“OK Jay-Z”
“I have the opposite of a problem I made over $550k last year how much did you make?”