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Unless you work as a video editor at Brazzers or as a customer service representative for PornHub, I think it’s pretty safe to assume that masturbating or downloading porn while at work is going to be frowned upon by your employer. But in Australia? Throw any conventional rules out the window when you’re discussing Australians. Those people are born with risk taking abilities that Americans simply don’t possess.
I know this because I’ve seen Along Came Polly, and this dude in Sydney is only further proof that Aussies do not give a fuck. He decided he’d gamble with his paychecks in order to keep a few XXX videos on his work computer. According to Indy 100:
An insurance manager in Sydney was sacked in January after he was found to have used his work-issued laptop to watch ‘hardcore’ pornography as well as store a personal sex tape.
Most people in this situation would leave their company quietly. There really isn’t any coming back from getting caught with porn on your work computer. Not this guy, though. He sued his former company for ten grand and won. The obvious question here is this: was he masturbating at work? Because if this guy was just downloading porn on his lunch break I think as a manager you just let that slide, right? It’s not like he was looking at the porn. He was just downloading it to have for later.
The man did not deny that he downloaded pornography on his work laptop, but claimed that he had done so while on his lunch break, and since there was no specific policy which stated he could not do that, he was not breaching work rules.
Jesus Christ. Talk about getting lawyered. I mean the guy only won ten grand, but it’s better than not getting anything at all right? I’m curious to know what kind of porn he had on that laptop of his, though. Was he into some weird shit that I’ve never even heard of or does he just enjoy a little BDSM? Missionary and a little doggy? Amateur or professionally shot? And what about this personal sex tape? There HAD to have been some disgusting stuff going on in that sex tape for this guy to only get a measly ten grand. Everyone knows if you sue your former company for having porn on your laptop you get at least twenty. Twenty grand is the going rate. Nothing more, nothing less..
[via Indy 100]
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jduda@grandex.co
Maybe it’s just me but I’m always astounded when these stories surface and say the porn was “downloaded”. Who does that? Just stream it.
Work Jerking, PGPM
Late nights at the office, anything can happen
I miss the days when one could simply hide that old ass hustler under their bed without all the streaming and downloading of porn. I think we owe it to ourselves to enjoy a nice throwback session with your favorite magazine and reminisce the good ole days.
That’s the American Dream.
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