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We can now say the words that nerds and hardcore gamers have been waiting to say for years: your gaming system can end your dry streak. That’s right, your Xbox One or Playstation 4 will soon be able to get you laid, but not in the way you’d think. Rockstar Games’ re-release of Grand Theft Auto V for the next generation gaming systems not only features the highly anticipated first person mode for a more realistic smorgasbord of carnage, mayhem, and lazy law enforcement, but it will also feature first person sex gameplay. That’s right guys, you can finally experience banging virtual whores instead of it vaguely happening behind closed doors.
Of course, it should really be no surprise as Rockstar has been pushing the boundaries of morality since the first Grand Theft Auto. The concept of banging hookers in-game was tried before by Rockstar in “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas” where they had a sex mini-game called “Hot Coffee” that they later had to pull due to parental concerns, because a game named after a felony should include all vices except for getting laid.
I’m not sure if the special edition of this release will include an interactive Xbox Fleshlight to enhance the experience, but you would think it would at least come with a 10 percent off coupon for one. It’ll be interesting to see if they find a way to work Xbox Kinect functionality into this, because every hidden camera prankster on Earth would love to get a video of someone air-humping a digital hooker in the middle of his living room. The YouTube gods would be very pleased.
If you want to see the very NSFW scene, click HERE..
[via Esquire]
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@5OClockShadow_
This is how I plan to teach my future children about sex. Avoid all that awkward “parenting” stuff
Did I miss the graphic part?