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I don’t watch American cooking shows because 1. I’m a television snob who refuses to watch commercials and 2. They’re overdramatized. Therefore, my exposure to Gordon Ramsay has been quite limited outside of knowing that he’s a well-known television personality who makes some great tutorial videos and occasionally flies off the handle at men, women, and children alike.
Little did I know, he’s also just out here roasting people on Twitter for how shitty they are at cooking meals. Seriously. I just followed him two days ago and ever since my feed has been filled with him just dumping on people’s dreams of becoming celebrity chefs just like himself. I mean, just since I started following him, he’s put numerous people into the ground.
Celeste is just trying to show you her deconstructed tuna salad and you’re going to tell her it looks like her cat got sick? Have a heart, man.
Honestly, he crushed that wordplay. Good on him.
We’ve got Lisa trying to show off her acai bowl and then we’ve got Gordon saying it’s literal shit.
Some of the best garlic bread is cardboard-y, Gordon. Ever been to Pizza Hut?
Did he just compare this dude’s homemade Lebanese meat stick to a…?
Why are you like this, Gordon? And that’s not even the half of it. I could scroll for days (if not months) on his timeline and just find him going scorched earth on innocent people who are pretty much begging to get put on blast.
I’m going to start forwarding him the meals my girlfriend makes in hopes of her getting flamed. Sure, I’ll be cooking my own meals for the next month or so but it’ll be worth it for that brief moment of time.
Or, you know, maybe I’ll just stay to myself and keep watching The Great British Baking Show. That’s probably the more prudent path to take. .
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Getting your girlfriend roasted by a celeb via twitter, PGPM
I’ve followed him for a few weeks now, and twice in one day he actually complimented people and everyone thought he got hacked lol
He’s actually amazing with kids. He has a cooking show with kids, and is honestly one of the kindest people I’ve ever seen. You can find videos comparing the two, and they’re the greatest things on the internet.
I think its because he wants to encourage kids to become fantastic chefs. But with adults, they should already be great (since they’re on the shows) so he’s yelling at them because they actually deserve it. Kids are still learning.
We are all just stupid sandwiches in the eyes of Gordon.
If I could have dinner with one person… Gordon.
Bourdain
I’m having drinks after with Jon Taffer.
I don’t care what you know about pompous recipes. Mr. Richard Branson, aka Dr. Yes – everytime.
Is it a requirement to be a dick if you’re a chef?
Nah only if you’re a celebrity chef.
I’d also recommend the Wend’s Twitter feed cause they sassy AF!
Wendy’s*…..No excuse for this feel free to down vote me
I make fun of my wife for watching Bravo to relax then realize I spend a disproportionate amount of time watching other people eat and cook on Food Network.
He has a few good shows,. I like Hotel Hell and both the American and British version of Kitchen Nightmares. His Gordon’s Great Escape is also pretty good and his YT how-to videos are pretty great.
Nobody else is woke on this? People are sending in shitty meals that they know will get flamed so they get the RT. Day one stuff.
Also Whats for Dinner 4/20(lol/2017
Probably some zucchini noodles and some HEB garden spaghetti sauce after my boxing class.