Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP. ICF
I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP. Chanandler Bong
“You really need to stop treating the intern like he is a pledge from your fraternity days”-My boss. PGP. Fort Fun_Indiana
I’d rather be the worst player on the PGA tour every week, than the best employee in my department. PGP. Working4TheWeekend
I have a client whose last name is Bond. Every time he calls me, I say “Good evening, Mr.Bond” in an evil villain voice. He must hate me. PGP. Fort Fun_Indiana
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