Failed attempts at morning sex before work. PGP.
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Failed attempts at morning sex before work. PGP.
Failed attempts as any sex. PGP.
Being late to work because of morning sex, PGPM?
Being late to work because you slipped in the shower trying to have morning sex. PGP
Unless you’re both gymnasts don’t go for shower sex.
I’ve learned that morning sex is like stopping at Starbucks. You have to get up early and plan for it or else it’s not happening.
Oh…that’s too real.
“Oh… are we doing this right now?” PGP.