I like to print random documents to a printer on the other side of the office, and walk a lap through the office with it in my hand. An hour later, I’ll walk another lap back, and shred it. It looks like work and makes my cardiologist happy. PGP careerbobcat
I’d be a millionaire by now if it weren’t for student loans, bills, car payments, and taxes. PGP. Dickworth
Pretending something’s wrong with my computer so I can restart it and not be expected to do anything for a couple minutes. drewtangclan
Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP careerbobcat
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