Debating whether to pay my unfathomably high car insurance bill today or go out and run up a bar tab on Thanksgiving Eve tomorrow. PGP.
======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ==== ======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ====
Get drunk and don’t drive. If you don’t drive you don’t need insurance and have more money for drinking. Problem solved.
This man is a fucking genius.
I’m thinking your car insurance is “unfathomably high” for a reason. And it will get even higher if you lapse.