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Anyone with a pulse knows there’s a new villain taking the country by storm. No, I’m not talking about President Trump. Bachelor contestant Corinne has become the new face of fear in the dating game.
This notion was solidified Sunday when a Villanova student brought a blown up picture of Corinne’s face with him for a matchup against Virginia.
Nova is currently the No. 4 ranked team in the country and their student body is quickly moving up the ranks with the nation’s top distractions in the crowd after this move.
In Corinne’s defense, they don’t make fatheads for nobodies. Money is tight in college. Having this made up undoubtedly cost this broke college student a few packages of ramen noodles. The sacrifices we make for those that we love to hate.
For the record, Nova would win the game in buzzer-beater fashion, 61-59. Is there really any doubt Corinne played a major factor? She’s ripping Nick and Virginia’s heart out.
If I’m at the free throw line and suddenly see Corinne’s giant face swaying back and forth behind the backboard, I’m ending up on SportCenter’s Not Top-10 list with an air ball. How am I supposed to shoot from the charity stripe when all I can think about is Corinne straddling Nick in the bouncy castle last week? I mean, come on!
You’ve officially made it big, Corinne. Keep an eye out for the blonde bomber to continue popping up at a sporting event near you.
If a student section really wants to impress me, they’ll blow up a picture of Corinne’s nanny. Those creative minds will restore my faith in our countries future.
Is it time for The Bachelor yet? .
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I would totally date Corinne.
Corrine is taking over this country. I love it
Don’t want more Corinne, NEED more Corinne.
Could someone give me the “white dad from the suburbs explains who Corrine is” run down? I don’t watch the bachelor and am single, so I’m not even forced to sit in front of the television when it’s on so I really have no idea who this 1 is
A dudes breakdown if this week on the bachelor. Have yet to watch an episode, but ive read the last two seasons thanks to PGPs crick watson, md
Long story short: she’s the worst human you could ever imagine existing.
I too find it hard to shoot while going from 6 to midnight.
She’s exactly the type of crazy I would lose 6 months of my life to
When your school’s basketball team gets really good right after you graduate #PGP
Is it just me or does Corinne look like a real life version of a Disney character in that cardboard cutout?
like Curtis said I can’t believe that any body can make $8668 in one month on the internet .
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Corinne might be my favorite contestant of all time