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Here’s a list of the five greatest performing artists of our time: Kid Rock, Kid Rock, Kid Rock, Kid Rock, Kid Rock.
When I tell people how much I love Kid Rock, they automatically assume I’m either joking or I’m complete trash. They just think about him as the dude who wrote “Bawitdaba” and married Pam Anderson a million times before getting arrested at Waffle House.
Well, I’ve got news for you, guys. Kid Rock is as beloved in the state of Michigan as Vernors and Home Improvement. Don’t believe me? Here’s proof in the form of a corn maze:
It turns out that Grandma’s Pumpkin Patch in Midland, Michigan created a Kid Rock-themed corn maze for families to enjoy. Have nothing to do this weekend? Pack up the car and take your family to walk through a maze created in the name of a man who has written such songs as “You’ve Never Met A Motherfucker Quite Like Me,” “American Badass,” “Cocaine & Gin,” and “Cucci Galore”.
You best believe that when I’m a 45-year-old man trimming his Northern Michigan lawn on a brand-spankin’ new John Deere riding mower with a stack of beers next to me, I’ll be aiming to trim that shit just like Grandma’s Pumpkin Patch. I’ll have a mix of Bob Seger and Kid Rock’s greatest hits blasting on a couple of JBL speakers that are duct taped to my garage that’s housing my Ford F-350 Super Duty Extended Cab.
God Bless Grandma’s Pumpkin Patch. God Bless America. God Bless Kid Rock. .
[via MLive]
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DeFries, you’re great, but please never use the phrase “I’ll be aiming to trim that shit just like Grandma’s Pumpkin Patch” ever again.
Not all heroes wear capes, carry on.
Finally, an article here to tell all the kooks in love with San Francisco & aviici to go pound sand.
I assumed defries was already a 45 year old man.
That place is an hour from my house. And I’m going.
Mic looks kinda like a dick
*Deere. You wouldn’t make a good redneck.
You’re right. Rednecks are known for their impeccable grammar and spelling.
Mine isn’t bad at all, as a matter of fact.