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Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, Wernher Von Braun, Andrew Sink. Three of these four are not like the other. That’s right. Relativity, modern electricity, and rocket science all pale in comparison to the Tinder right-swiping robot.
Called “Tinder-o-matic,” the machine looks incredibly simple. All Andrew Sink has to do is hook this bad boy up to his phone, go cook up some dinner and watch the matches roll in, as a robot does all the work.
I’d like to see the real return on a machine like this. Is it really worth it to right-swipe every single profile? Seems counterintuitive when you’re going to have to go back and block all the porn bots and cave trolls that you’ve accumulated over time. Regardless, I respect the hustle.
If only Sink could invent a robot that could actually successfully hit on your matches for you. Maybe someday.
[h/t Gawker]
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Brian McGannon
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The article and comments on Gawker are far more entertaining