To get to a billion right swipes, you have to…oh, whatever. This is funny.

Marquez vs. Alvarado happens Sat., May 17 at 10:15pm ET/PT on HBO.

Badass.

It’s called “Selfie.” Enough said. My eyes are bleeding.

If there’s one thing chicks love, it’s giving terrible dating advice that never works.

Your first Young Jeezy reference comes at 0:39, in case you were wondering.

If Game of Thrones took place in Super Mario World, well then, I’d actually watch Game of Thrones.

Covers all the bases, really.

What the fuck did I just watch?